Unsinkable Ships: Archive

Aug 27th

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leonardo-dicap:

Aug 24th

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There’s no mercy in a live wire No rest at...

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

Aug 22nd

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Aug 21st

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“During a speech a few months ago, Governor Romney even explained his energy...”

– President Obama Burn. (via resurrecthobbes)

Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

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Aug 20th

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Aug 20th

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Aug 20th

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I have quite the surprise for you guys.

 Here's a preview.  An excerpt from a text conversation with my best friend, MJR-N.
Me: Josh, I want you to know you are the first person I am showing this to.  So be prepared.
Malcolm Joshua: Well, at least I can rule out "penis."  Go on, sir.
 [This part of the conversation has been removed to preserve the integrity of the surprise.]
Malcolm Joshua: You.......... you glorious son of a....... damn you.  Damn you and your fantasticness.
Me: Hahaha thanks man.  It was an experiment.
Malcolm Joshua: Yeah, an am-a-fucking-zing experiment.  Damn you.  You.... rockstar.

Aug 17th

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there are songs that just really hit home. the...

Aug 17th

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Aug 16th

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Aug 15th

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Aug 15th

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“Thanks! You’re wicked nice!”

– Amanda

Aug 15th

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Aug 14th

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don't trust the bureaucracy

 HELLO WELCOME TO THE CAT APPROVAL OFFICE WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
 oh hello there, i'd like to have my cat inspected
 ALRIGHT I NEED YOU TO PLACE YOUR CAT IN THE BASKET
 *puts stupid cat in basket*
 THANK YOU MA'AM, IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE
 *GETS INTO THE BASKET AND BLASTS INTO SPACE*
 NEVER
 TO BE SEEN
 AGAIN.

Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 14th

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Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

fahrlight: I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW! holy craps

Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA

Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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OMG

youhaveonelife: i just watched olympic diving that unfamous american girl jumped into the pool her name was Katie Bell Katie, wrong sport. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS.

Aug 10th

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just watched the last bit of End of Time.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? now i’m tearing up at work. good thing everyone’s gone.

Aug 9th

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