June 2012
May 2012
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If you're older than 22 and playing quidditch
misfitmonica:
quidkidconfessions:
you need to get a life to be honest. Not that I’m against community teams per se (like, I can understand if you don’t go to a big university or college so you make a community team comprised of smaller schools in your area) but those community teams with grown adult players…no. Just, no. And if you just graduated, you’re an adult now. Time to focus on real...
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A short horror story:
robotlauren:
lilykyrie:
where did the spider go?
#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
this happened to me tonight. i did my spider dance, went inside for a minute, and came back out, fully composed. now my fear has returned.
threshecutioner:
nosleepjustcoffee:
jiinkiie2:
FUCKFGIBHN DFKGJ WHATI SI
wh
whAT
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jumpshot
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
seenewperspectives:
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Imagine what it sounded like. IMAGINE...
My grandpa talking to the cat:
kerry-rose:
likethedictionary:
GO. NO. GET OUT. I want you out of here. I don’t want you in here. I don’t care where you go but you can’t be here. Go.
god, i just laughed so fucking hard.
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1612th:
flippantthoughtsx:
blu3bl00d:
vipvictor:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
probably the greatest thing ever
YOOOOOOOO EVERYONE KNOWS THE FUCKIN SONG
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I remember back when I used to be sad all the...
ghostofzeon:
And then I got the fuck up and said I’m done feeling like this. If you’re really so bummed out all the time that’s your fault, lazy ass mothafuckas not knowin they can turn it around bitch ass niggas. Shut your sad ass up and do something about it.
I back the fuck outta this.
so many good quotes in Harry Potter and I want...
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frnkkk:
JESUS CHRIST
dying
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